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anti-time
I'm pretty sure that there's a temporal anomaly in the vicinity of my grandparents' microwave. Setting a Hot Pocket for 2:30 results in a cook time of around 5 minutes, it seems.
I thought about flooding the region with an inverse tachion pulse, but then I remembered that my life isn't like Star Trek.