she couldn't have named it anything else? anything?
So I read somewhere that a certain tabloid superstar (I won't type the name, but it rhymes with "Whitney Fears") has a dog named London. Great. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.
Perhaps you should name yours Jack, as in London. If he chews shoes or furniture, he would be Jack the Ripper. If he's really friendly, he could be Jack the Licker. What was the name of the dog in Call of the Wild?
The dog's name was Buck.