Reverse About Me
Not My Full Name: Ignacious Rotini de Brewster
Not My Date of Birth: March 28, 1988
College I Didn't Go To: The University of Texas at Dallas
Baseball Teams I Don't Like: Montreal Expos, Fort McMillian Armadillas
Career Highlights That Never Happened:
- 1983 - 1st Grade Science Fair Project, later known as Mir, sent into orbit
- 1992 - Invented the Internet
- 1993 - Disproved the Fundamental Theorum of Calculus
- 1994 - Completed Ricky's New Standard Dictionary
- 1995 - Successfully Cloned an Oreo
- 1996 - Figured Out the Mathematical Formula Running the New York Stock Exchange
- 1997 - Became the Ultimate Fighting Champion
- 1998 - Established democratic government in a small Pacific island nation
- 1999 - Became first athlete to win the triple crown (NBA Championship, World Series, and Super Bowl)
- 2000 - Fixed the Y2K Bug
- 2001 - Starred in a local Dairy Queen commercial
Not My Favorite Brand of Peanut Butter: Skippy
Church I Don't Go To: Third Baptist Church of Kaweezy
Places I Don't Work: the photo department at K-Mart, Joe's Taxadermy, Big Phil's Massage Parlor
