Pointless Poems
If you find any semblance of a purpose to any of these poems, please seek help ASAP.

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12-8-95

Sky Bucket

Sky bucket, oh sky bucket
You lift me up above the park.
Gee Mr. Sky Bucket
I think you're really swell
For when I look
Into the blue
And find the spit
Running into my eye
I'll know you're passing overhead
And taking the punks away.

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10th grade

Squishing through the darkness
I find no mustard of mine
It seems like it's all around me
In this really big vat of wine.

I sneak around the madness
This world shuns me as insane
My heart will always be there
Like a fast runaway train.

The knife that bears my name
Is calling me to end it all
I reluctantly adhere to it
And end this poem.

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10th grade

Flannel shirt
Flannel shirt
It's better than my wearing a skirt
Flannel shirt

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12-12-95

Jed

There once was a man named Jed
And everyone thought he was crazy in the head
But the people were wrong;
Now they're singing his song
So he can eat crackers in bed.

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Milk is fun,
Milk is neat,
It helps me run
Across the street.
Yea milk!

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1-21-96

Ode to Deodorant

Deodorant, oh deodorant
You keep my pits so dry
Deodorant, oh deodorant
You make me smell so fly

But no! It's all a scam!
You're just white lipstick!
You don't help me! You hurt me!
It's all a conspiracy against me!
I hate you! I hate you!

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