Top 10 Reasons Why Tammy is Cooler Than Your Girlfriend
- She can fit into both my suitcase and my clothes hamper.
- She knows that Mountain Dew is much better than Mellow Yellow or Surge.
- She can find her way around Honolulu and all of Oahu better than anyone who doesn't live there.
- She lets me call her Spammy sometimes.
- She sings to breakfast foods (the classic "Rock-a-by Bagel")
- She's a bookworm, although I'm still not sure if romance novels count.
- She likes to act out plays with Gummi Bears.
- She throws softballs like a shot-put and still manages to get it to the pitcher.
- On the weekends, she turns into a Super-Hero and fights crime.
- She can make this face: