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I've noticed a disturbing trend lately. I've been adding a rambling about every week, so naturally now would be a good time to add another.
But I'm not gonna do that.
Why? Because I don't want to. That's exactly what everyone (yeah, both of you who read this) expect me to do, so I abso-smurfly refuse to.
Actually, the real reason I'm not doing one this week is because I just can't think of anything to do it about. No really good rambling topics have come to mind, and I'd HATE for this space to become wasted with me just talking on and on about nothing in particular. You know, that's what's wrong with society now. A bunch of little punks think that just because they've figured out how to have a home page, that gives them the right to inform the world all about themselves. They think they can just ramble on incessantly about nothing, and people will read it, simply because it's on the web.
Well that's all about to change. I'm making a stand. Call it my own little holy war if you want to and you're bored enough to make up cheesy titles for stuff. It's up to you...I'm not about to stop you. Anyhow, by boycotting this week's rambling, I've effectively made a statement that I'm not going to subject myself to reading really boring stuff on the internet. Join me, and together we can change the world!