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(04-23) I think it's kind of sad when you don't have any kids, but it still takes two grocery carts at Bruno's.
(04-23) I think it's kind of scary that my poetry page (which hasn't been updated in years) still gets more hits than any other of my pages.
(04-17) I think it really makes you wonder when the commercial for a sleeping pill lists as the first possible side-effect "drowsiness".
(04-12) I think everyone should know that Tammy opened up a can of biscuits with a can-opener this morning.
(04-11) I think I've tried and tried, but I just can't figure out why in the world the set of socks I just bought came in a resealable bag. Am I supposed to keep the ones I'm not wearing in the bag so they stay fresh?
(04-11) I think I know why Burger King is losing so much money. Last night, for some reason, Tammy wanted to stop by Burger King. They were out of the pie Tammy wanted, and their shake machine was broken so I couldn't get my strawberry shake. Then, at the window, they were out of honey mustard sauce, which is the only reason she wanted to go there to begin with. I started to joke about them being out of hamburger patties, but then I remembered a time a long time ago on a choir tour when we stopped at a mall and the Burger King there was out of hamburger patties. And don't get me started on the time we went to one and the people didn't use the cash register and made up the prices (we came out on the winning end of that one)...
(04-03) I think I'd really like to get some time with the Iraqi information minister and slap him around a little bit. It'd be nice to slap Saddam around some too, but I don't like to touch dead bodies...
(04-03) I think sometimes I get sad when I see a truckload of chickens on the interstate, because I know where they're going, but then I just remember how yummy they are.