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(01-30) I think I can't believe I live in a world that took over five months to cancel The Sharon Osbourne Show.
(01-28) I think it'd be really cool to be a king, because then I could be really over-dramatic and say stuff like "My kingdom for a Dr Pepper!" when I was thirsty.
(01-28) I think the real question regarding the malfunctioning rovers that we landed on Mars is, how long is it going to take the Martians to figure out how to turn the cameras all the way off? I know these new digital cameras can be tricky, but at some point they've got to just start pulling wires...
(01-28) I think everyone should know that the Holiday Inn near my house is advertising a special Valentine's Day package. I believe they are also throwing in marriage counseling for any man dumb enough to think he can tell his wife they're going on a romantic getaway when they're going to a Holiday Inn in Alabama.
(01-21) I think I wonder if Paris and Nicole will get W2's from each of the jobs they got fired from after one day on The Simple Life.
(01-13) I think there's a very good reason why Wyler's Sugar Free drink mix is a lot cheaper than Crystal Light.
(01-13) I think I have a garbage can that I want to get rid of...how in the world am I supposed to throw it away?
(01-11) I think it really makes my day when I'm sending an email on my home computer and the Mood Watch thing (comes with my mail program) tells me that the email I'm about to send would likely offend the average reader, and that I might want to tone it down.
(01-11) I think it's really sad that nowadays, one of the nice things you can do for your wife while she's sick is to clean out the junk mail from her email box.
(01-09) I think has anyone else noticed that pretty much all of the former cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer has been in other stuff since then, except for Sarah Michelle Gellar?
(01-06) I think that now that Canada has given us the mad cow disease, we might as well go ahead and invade them...what are we waiting for?
(01-06) I think I miss the days when gas stations would give out free stuff (like glasses or steak knives) for filling up there.
(01-04) I think that even though Jesus Freak was released 9 years ago, it still just might be the best Christian Rock album ever.
(01-03) I think I'm glad this time off during the holidays has allowed me to get refocused on some of the important things in life that I've neglected lately...like Spider Solitaire and Triple Freecell.
(01-02) I think it's really weird when it's significantly warmer when you're taking down your Christmas decorations than it was when you put them up.