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(12-27) I think the squirrels outside my window at work have shoddy workmanship. They keep trying to build nests, and those nests keep falling down.
(12-27) I think the snooze button is a dangerous thing on the Monday after Christmas.
(12-24) I think icicle Christmas lights should only come in white. All other colors should be destroyed.
(12-24) I think there should be a federal law against blue Christmas lights.
(12-16) I think if the government is broke and they are worried about not having enough money for Social Security, why don't they just print more money?
(12-08) I think that Cheerios burps are among the worst.