What I Thought In June 2005

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(06-27) I think the problem with stain-resistant shirts is that if you don't also have stain-resistant pants, and you spill a drink on your shirt, it just rolls down onto your pants.

(06-16) I think E-Trade has some code hidden in their website that says
if StockOrder.BuyerName = "Richard Eanes" then MakePriceLower(StockSymbol);

(06-15) I think it was really sad today when the cashier at Subway used one of those pens to make sure the $1 bills were not counterfeit. Not that I've put a lot of thought into it, but I can assure you that if I ever get into the counterfeiting business, it will NOT be with $1 bills.

(06-15) I think society may have finally hit rock-bottom. Here are last week's top 10 shows:

• 1. Dancing with the Stars, ABC, 15.1 million viewers
• 2. CSI, CBS, 12.7 million viewers
• 3. Two and a Half Men (9:30 p.m., Monday), CBS, 11.5 million viewers
• 4. Two and a Half Men (10 p.m., Monday), CBS, 11.4 million viewers
• 5. Primetime Live, ABC, 11.2 million viewers
• 6. Two and a Half Men (9 p.m., Monday), CBS, 11.1 million viewers
• 7. Two and a Half Men (10:30 p.m., Monday), CBS, 10.9 million viewers
• 8. NBA Finals Game 2 (Detroit v. San Antonio), ABC, 10.7 million viewers
• 9. NBA Finals Game 1 (Detroit v. San Antonio), ABC, 10.6 million viewers
• 10. 60 Minutes, CBS, 10.3 million viewers

(06-14) I think I really want to write a romance novel about a single computer programmer who tries in vain to get a girl, and then the book ends with "It seems the only interface he couldn't design....was the interface to her heart".

(06-14) I think when your program just won't compile, and the error is that MONTHTO is an invalid expression, and you know you defined it up in your parameter list, you should probably check and make sure you didn't define MONTHFO instead.

(06-14) I think I'm having a hard time picturing anyone saying to their boss, "Yeah, I'm going to need to take a few days off...I'm heading out to California so I can be there in person for the Michael Jackson verdict...."

(06-13) I think this is so retro...I'm posting this through a dial-up connection! It's like the 90s all over again!

(06-12) I think Darth Vader loses some of his mystique when he makes Burger King commercials.

(06-10) I think sometimes it's fun to, when you're walking across the kitchen floor and you know your hyperactive dog is running right behind you, to suddenly stop and let her slide and smack into your legs.