(08-15-10) I think I just got really excited about figuring out a deal on Pert Plus where it's on sale, then after stacking a MFG coupon and store coupon, it's 99 cents. Quick, someone find me a manly hobby, fast, before it's too late!
(08-17-08) I think when I finally win my Olympic gold medal, I'll be really paranoid about how they'll show my face all close-up during the national anthem. Very few people look good that close on a big-screen TV in HD.
(11-28-07) I think I wonder if Christmas ornaments spend the months they're packed up in a box trash-talking amongst themselves about which ones will be relegated to the back of the tree the next year.
(03-08-07) I think writing thoughts from your couch using your old computer that's hooked up to your TV that's remote desktop'd into your new computer is cool.
(12-15-06) I think on Monday, my lunch at Milo's cost $4.85. The smoothie I got from Smoothie King for dessert cost $4.89. D'oh!
(10-23-05) I think that apparently Tammy and I have been together a lot longer than anybody else knew. Picture 1 and Picture 2.
(07-06-05) I think that anyone who has ever wanted to see a picture of me emptying a bucket that was attached to my head via a bicycle helmet that Tammy had to throw water balloons in-between innings at a Birmingham Barons game should click here.
(06-14-05) I think I really want to write a romance novel about a single computer programmer who tries in vain to get a girl, and then the book ends with "It seems the only interface he couldn't design....was the interface to her heart".
(02-01-05) I think it'd be really cool to be king...then I could say things like "My kingdom for a Dr Pepper!" and people would pay more attention.
(01-12-05) I think that Tammy and I should hire a publicist to issue public statements about us. Then, when the reporters ask questions like "Tammy and Ricky who???", our publicist can ignore the question. Maybe we can end up on the news or Entertainment Tonight.
(07-18-04) I think it was funny at the Barons baseball game last night when the other team had a guy named Sergio Garcia, and when he was at the plate, there was a Robert Trent Jones Golf Trail ad on the jumbotron. You just can't make this stuff up.
(03-28-04) I think there's comedy, there's high comedy, and there's thinking about William Shatner doing a dramatic reading of "Jesus Freak".
(01-28-04) I think it'd be really cool to be a king, because then I could be really over-dramatic and say stuff like "My kingdom for a Dr Pepper!" when I was thirsty.
(12-07-03) I think that everyone should check out the picture from our recent 1122 Productions Stockholders meeting (at Johnny Rockets, of course). Thanks to a wonderful accounting job by some of our new employees that we hired away from Healthsouth, Johnny Rockets actually owes us for the meal! Click here.
(10-14-03) I think the quote of the weekend in San Francisco comes from one of Bobby's friends, who pointed out that since his car was parked in a $6 an hour parking lot, he was paying his car minimum wage to sit there. Okay, so maybe you had to be there.
(09-13-03) I think it's a bit unnerving when, a few minutes into your haircut, the girl cutting your hair reveals that her fiance of two years left her last night, and she's crying while cutting your hair...hmmm...emotionally unstable woman with sharp scissors near my head...not a good idea. Oh well, she said that I cheered her up, so I guess that's good.
(08-19-03) I think I know how pig wrestlers at the rodeo feel, for we gave the puppy her first bath last night.
(08-02-03) I think every car dealership in Oklahoma City has a large inflated animal on their lot...and believe me, there are a lot of car dealerships out here.
(07-10-03) I think I haven't used the word "extrapolate" in a really long time.
(07-07-03) I think it would make me really happy if someone could work the exchange "Hey, these aren't ice cubes...these are chunks of frozen chicken breast!" - "Well they kept your drink cold, didn't they?" into a movie or TV show.
(06-26-03) I think anytime you hear Barry Manilow playing in our house, you know that Tammy's cleaning.
(05-15-03) I think if I'm ever in charge of a really fancy kennel for spoiled dogs, I'd let people have the option of paying extra to have a webcam in the dog's cage so that they could check on it from wherever they are, because that would be neat.
(05-01-03) I think the Dubba Dubba twins are still stalking me. We saw one of them at Target the other night. Clearly, there's only one explanation...they split up so that they'd have a better chance of running into me.
(04-17-03) I think it really makes you wonder when the commercial for a sleeping pill lists as the first possible side-effect "drowsiness".
(04-12-03) I think everyone should know that Tammy opened up a can of biscuits with a can-opener this morning.
(04-11-03) I think I've tried and tried, but I just can't figure out why in the world the set of socks I just bought came in a resealable bag. Am I supposed to keep the ones I'm not wearing in the bag so they stay fresh?
(04-03-03) I think sometimes I get sad when I see a truckload of chickens on the interstate, because I know where they're going, but then I just remember how yummy they are.
(03-22-03) I think it depresses me that the EconoLodge in Opelika, AL has a Honeymoon Suite.
(03-05-03) I think I finally justified the cost of setting up the network in my house! Tammy was on the computer making invitations, and I needed to type out the directions for her, so I typed them up downstairs and saved them to the hard drive upstairs. And now I can even print straight to the printer (which is upstairs) from downstairs! It freaked Tammy out the first time I did it!
(03-05-03) I think whoever came up with the idea of putting colorful vegetables and fruits in a decorative bottle and then selling it for about 20 times what it cost to make is a genius.
(02-08-03) I think it's kind of crazy that we now have 5 pregnant couples in our Sunday School class.
(10-25-02) I think the Eastern time zone is the worst time zone ever!
(09-30-02) I think the best thing about buying a new house is that when I play sports video games against someone else, or even the computer, I can say things like "This is MY house!" or "Not in my house!" on good defensive plays, and it will actually be true for the first time in my life.
(09-12-02) I think every boy's childhood dream should be to get into the lint roller business.
(08-12-02) I think Brandon looks stoned in this picture right here*.
* - [Legal Disclaimer] Of course, he's not...
(07-31-02) I think it's weird that I just saw a guy I went to high school with on HBO.
(07-23-02) I think it's not fair that girls don't have to worry about getting stagefright in the bathroom.
(07-14-02) I think Tammy's brother and his girlfriend should come stay with us every weekend...Tammy actually made breakfast!
(07-03-02) I think the phrases "closed up" and "closed down" sound like they should mean opposite things, but they don't.
(07-02-02) I think Tammy's plan to make the bed "every day, no matter what" lasted right at six months. That's about three months longer than I was expecting...
(06-24-02) I think the best thing about being an adult is that you can run with a lolipop in your mouth and no one will tell you to be careful.
(06-10-02) I think time moves a lot faster when you're at the beach. Or maybe it just moves slower when you're at work. Either way makes sense...
(05-31-02) I think this thought is forced.
(05-23-02) I think sometimes I wonder, "Where'd the cheese go? Where's the cheese at?"
(05-15-02) I think the world might not be ready for the monumental event of Friday: the mixture of me, Brandon, and an open flame just can't be a good thing...
(05-09-02) I think Tammy's been officially sucked in...she's started signing the cards we make with "created by 1122 Productions".
(05-08-02) I think a CD of heavy-metal versions of nursery rhymes would be very entertaining. Or maybe gangsta rap camp songs...
(05-08-02) I think "taking ill" sounds like a lot more fun than "getting sick".
(05-06-02) I think I saw Woody Allen pulling out of Exxon this morning.
(05-01-02) I think I don't see what's so fancy about McDonald's "fancy ketchup".
(04-30-02) I think the best way to have lots of money is to get a good job, but still live like a broke college student.
(04-29-02) I think that if you stay out of the loop, you can never be hung...
(04-21-02) I think Ginny Moy has a twin that I saw at church tonight.
(04-05-02) I think you should always be nice to people who breathe fire. It just makes sense.
(04-02-02) I think Brandon fell off the end of the earth again...
(03-20-02) I think everyone should know that I toured with Van Halen back in the 80s.
(03-18-02) I think Crystal should realize that if I had become a teacher so I could get a Spring Break, the parents of the misbehaving kids would start to wonder about their child's sudden "disappearance".
(03-13-02) I think sometimes I wish I were like my guinea pig and could entertain myself for extended periods of time by simply running in a circle.
(03-11-02) I think I'm going to see if I can start making sure that all the junk mail I get is addressed to "Sir Ricky Eanes". That'd be pretty neat.
(02-27-02) I think some things just weren't meant to be explained. This morning, there was a shoe in the middle of the on-ramp to I-65.
(02-19-02) I think that everywhere I go, there I am.
(02-09-02) I think I can't believe Colvin joined the Peace Corps!
(02-01-02) i THINK MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON.
(01-31-02) I think "nasal discharge" is kind of fun to say every now and then.
(01-04-02) I think I can't believe I made Ginny's scrap book from last semester.
(12-26-01) I think if the stock market does so well when companies do better than the analysts forecasted, why don't the stupid forecasters help the economy out and always make really bad predictions?
(12-20-01) I think I laughed this morning when I saw two stray dogs using the crosswalk to cross the street. It was probably just a coincidence, but it was still funny.
(12-14-01) I think I want to start using catch phrases that sound cool but don't make any sense, like, "Man, that is on the gun", "You're acting like a preacher in a grocery store", and "Sha-zoom!".
(12-13-01) I think there is something inherently funny about elf shoes.
(12-06-01) I think every medication is required to list "dry mouth" as a possible side effect.
(11-30-01) I think someone somewhere in this world has like 5 billion pens hidden away. People are constantly losing pens, or loaning them to someone who doesn't return them. I noticed this all through school, and it's the same here in the business world. Those pens have to end up SOMEWHERE.... maybe the pen-making industry winds up with them, and they just resell them, creating a lucrative cycle.
(11-12-01) I think we need a few amendments to the laws of physics. Think of how much fun that could be!
(10-29-01) I think I had a rough Sunday...the Vikings got killed...we slept through Sunday School...my wife, my niece, and my dad all got sick...and my effort to take over the world was once again foiled. I'll get you yet, Bond!
(10-15-01) I think some sort of insect had a feast, courtsey of me, this weekend...so now, I'm drinking lots of poison, so the next one that bites me will die! Muhahahahaha! Yikes, I'm feeling a little light-headed...
(10-10-01) I think I will never feel old enough to say things like "How 'bout it?" and "What ya say?" instead of "Hello" or "What's up?".
(10-01-01) I think my shoes are misrepresenting themselves when they claim to have "Active Comfort Technology".
(10-01-01) I think Stacy is definitely a superhero, but I'm not sure about the tacos, root beer, and TCBY thing.
(09-26-01) I think I invented aluminum foil.
(09-19-01) I think they shouldn't call it a "job fair" unless there's a ferris wheel involved.
(09-13-01) I think a major challenge for churches and hotels is to find pens that are nice enough to use, but crappy enough that they're not worth stealing.
(09-04-01) I think paper shredders are really fun to play with.
(08-21-01) I think "epoxy" is a pretty weird sounding word.
(08-17-01) I think the funniest name ever for a telescope is the Really Big Telescope in Chile.
(07-10-01) I think toaster ovens are pretty cool.
(06-13-01) I think it's cool that the word "high" can be spelled on the phone as 4444.
(06-06-01) I think giant rolly-polly's would be scary looking.
(05-11-01) I think if we ever send people to Mars, they'd better not wait until the night before to start packing, because they'll probably forget something, and you can't exactly run to Rite-Aid to buy what you forgot.
(05-09-01) I think the invisible guy who pops up the next Kleenex should also do some dusting and vacuuming. He doesn't really have enough going on to stay busy.
(05-04-01) I think that if you could make your heart stop beating for a few minutes at will, you could really freak some people out.
(04-26-01) I think that every time I take the trash out, I'm secretly scared that someone's hiding in the dumpster and they're going to jump out and scare me. But I guess that'd be pretty gross for them.
(04-25-01) I think sometimes I give blood just for the free food and t-shirts.
(04-20-01) I think I should wait a few years before I take over the world...with the new apartment, the wedding, and the new car, I've just got a lot going on right now.
(04-18-01) I think whoever came up with the names of countries like Hungary and Turkey should have tried a little harder.
