(04-08-10) I think I handled the transition from Reese's Christmas Trees to the Valentine's Hearts to the Easter Eggs, but now there's a big void until Halloween...how am I supposed to get by? Couldn't they make little flags for Memorial Day & July 4th? Or little ships for Columbus Day? Or devil heads for Tax Day?
(03-20-10) I think big italian sub from mr. p's + cheese puffs + heritage dr pepper = awesome lunch
(11-08-09) I think it is really gross when you get fried dill pickles off the buffet bar, and when you pop one in your mouth, realize that it is instead a fried oyster. Yeck! Even if I liked fried oysters, which I don't, tasting something so completely different from what your brain is expecting just makes you almost want to throw up.
(06-03-09) I think Mountain Dew Throwback is gooooooood.....
(01-17-09) I think eating a slice of Johnny Ray's pie (leftover from Tammy's birthday party) each night this week may have been a mistake.
(11-19-08) I think I have tasted the Forbidden Nog (that's Ricky-speak for eggnog consumed before December), and it was good.
(10-31-08) I think I am operating under the assumption that eating 10 miniature candy bars is not nearly as bad for you as eating one regular size one.
(08-01-08) I think if I eat seven of the 100 calorie packets of cookies, that's only 700 calories, right?
(05-24-08) I think that since the fries at McDonald's no longer have any trans-fat, that means they're good for you, right?
(11-10-07) I think I've never heard anyone say anything like "Gee, that [Taco Bell/Krystal/Hardee's] commercial really makes me want to eat there..."
(03-04-07) I think I like Special K breakfast bars and Red Berries cereal. There, it's out in the open now. I have nothing to hide. I'm still a guy.
(02-02-07) I think I am finally either too old or too health-conscious to drink a large milkshake from McDonald's.
(01-11-07) I think I love using the last Wheat Thin to scoop up all the salty goodness at the bottom of the bag.
(12-05-06) I think I love Christmas time...when else can your two-day food intake include Subway, Chik-fil-a, Arby's, pizza, and non-stop snacking on popcorn and chocolates at work without getting in trouble?
(12-04-06) I think Coke just tastes better in the old-school glass bottles.
(08-15-06) I think I don't like the new white chocolate M&M's.
(07-04-06) I think I was a little worried when Tammy's grocery list called for a "5 lbs. bag of pot", but then I remembered that we were making potato salad.
(05-12-06) I think O'Charley's has raised its soft drink price to $2.19. We can't let them get away with this!
(02-15-06) I think I have wasted the first 28 years of my life by not eating italian sausage stuffed pork chops from Mr. P's.
(02-08-06) I think sometimes I have nightmares about trying to press the Diet Dr Pepper button on the vending machine and accidentally hitting the Diet Pepsi button just above it.
(01-01-06) I think drinking Pepsi is a lot like using a public restroom: it's nasty, you don't want to do it, you don't want to talk about it, and you wish you had an alternative, but sometimes, you just have to do it.
(12-26-05) I think this is the only time of year that I try not to over-eat at meals...so that I can save room for all the candy and junk food.
(08-16-05) I think there's probably not anything I'd be more excited about getting delivered than this package from Omaha Steaks, besides maybe a new computer or something, but that's not happening anytime soon.
(04-13-05) I think that everyone who has always been amazed at all the different generic Dr Pepper knock-offs that I have sampled over the years should see this site here.
(04-12-05) I think the "Fun Size" M&M's bag I just ate had only 24 M&M's in it. I think the name is misleading.
(02-25-05) I think it was weird at lunch today when, in a moment of weakness, I ordered Dr Pepper instead of Diet Coke. The waiter apparently heard it as "Diet Coke", so fate stepped in for me.
(02-01-05) I think if Tammy decided that we would have italian pasta bake for supper every night for the rest of the month, I would not object.
(01-13-05) I think I really want to go to Hardee's drive-thru and order a Monster Thickburger combo, with Diet Coke to drink.
(01-12-05) I think that since our Subway has switched to Coke products, I am doomed to drink Diet Pepsi no more!
(01-05-05) I think that forcing myself to drink Diet Pepsi (the only diet drink available at our Subway) is going to be harder than I thought.
(07-15-04) I think chocolate Santas taste especially good in July.
(07-15-04) I think sometimes it's just better to not look at the nutritional information on food you buy.
(06-24-04) I think C2 tastes like a 50/50 mixture of Coca-Cola Classic and Diet Coke. And I don't mean that in a bad way.
(06-11-04) I think when I was younger, my hand fit down into the Pringle can a lot better.
(05-17-04) I think that since oatmeal is good for you, Little Debbie's Oatmeal Creme Pies should logically also be good for you.
(04-13-04) I think I'm pretty sure I could eat vegetable lo-mein every day and be pretty happy, although I probably wouldn't live as long.
(03-12-04) I think it's probably weird that I like Blow Pops so much, but when I get down to the gum, I throw it away.
(01-13-04) I think there's a very good reason why Wyler's Sugar Free drink mix is a lot cheaper than Crystal Light.
(11-14-03) I think it's not a good thing when the machine at work is out of Diet Dr. Pepper.
(11-12-03) I think whoever decided that the miniature candy bars should be called "Fun Size" must not like candy bars very much.
(08-22-03) I think I can't believe that Piggly Wiggly actually has a Mr. Pig soft drink. Clearly, I would have gone with Dr. Pig, but whatever...
(08-22-03) I think everyone should know that at Piggly Wiggly, a 1-liter bottle of Canada Dry ginger ale is $1.39. And so is the 2-liter bottle.
(08-18-03) I think the Perfect Pancake works pretty well, although I'm fairly certain I'll never actually achieve a perfect pancake as long as I'm cheating and using a mix.
(08-02-03) I think I ate at a Chinese place that had a sign saying that drink refills were [cent sign] .25...I almost handed them a penny and demanded my four refills, but decided it wasn't worth it and gave them the quarter they wanted.
(07-21-03) I think that now that Vulcan is back up atop Red Mountain, Birmingham can focus on its more serious problems, like getting a Fazoli's and a Steak & Shake to open here. And would a miniature golf place be too much to ask? We used to have three of them!
(07-20-03) I think I don't eat Burker King much anyway, but I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that their new Great American Burger has 55 grams of fat in it. That is not a typo. But then I went to their website and found here that a Double Whopper with Cheese has an astonishing 70 grams of fat. Coupled with the 30 grams of fat from the King size fries, that would make your meal 100 grams of fat, which is well over what any doctor or diet would recommend anyone have in an entire day.
(07-07-03) I think we can all agree that the sooner The Hulk is off of the Mountain Dew cans, the better.
(06-29-03) I think all I have to say about the latest round of new soft drinks (i.e. Code Red, Red Fusion, Upside Down 7-Up, Livewire, Vanilla Coke, etc) is that they're all drinkable (with the exception of Pepsi Blue), but I don't think you'll ever see me choosing them over their "normal" counterparts.
(06-07-03) I think Chili's Awesome Blossom is pretty good, but then you start to realize that you just paid $5.99 for an onion, a little batter, and a little cup of sauce.
(05-21-03) I think that in the many years that Fig Newtons (and the other Newtons) have been around, you'd think they could improve on the WORST PRODUCT PACKAGING EVER. Nearly ever other food you can think of has changed its packaging in recent years, many of them going with ziplock like resealable packages. Heck, as mentioned previously, my bag of socks from Wal-Mart was resealable! So why can't they put Newtons in a bag that makes it remotely possible to keep them fresh? Because of the plastic liner, you can't even roll the bag down and clip it. It's completely ridiculous.
(04-23-03) I think it's kind of sad when you don't have any kids, but it still takes two grocery carts at Bruno's.
(03-18-03) I think nothing says "good morning" like a Snickers and a Diet Dr. Pepper.
(02-17-03) I think one thing I miss about college is that meal between dinner and the midnight snack.
(02-07-03) I think it is worth noting that Cici's advertises that they are the "best pizza value", and never tries to kid itself by saying they have the best pizza.
(01-28-03) I think it'd be really hard to go to Subway and eat without thumbs.
(10-14-02) I think Pepsi Blue is pretty nasty, but Dr. Pepper Red Fusion is okay.
(08-21-02) I think it's funny (and perhaps a little scary) that the Sam's Choice soft drinks are cheaper than bottled water. I mean, what are they putting into this stuff?
(07-23-02) I think I want to know how Soft Batch cookies stay so soft.
(06-22-02) I think I can't believe I just ate a meal with no meat and actually enjoyed it.
(06-17-02) I think that calling Taco Bell Mexican food is like calling Chef Boyardee Italian food.
(05-31-02) I think since macaroni and cheese is so easy to make and everybody loves it so much, no other food should exist.
(05-20-02) I think a Moon Pie and a Diet Dr. Pepper is the real breakfast of champions.
(05-01-02) I think if I were ever outwitted by a stuffed animal, I wouldn't tell anyone, because that's just embarassing.
(03-04-02) I think the Lean Cuisine Grilled Chicken & Penne Pasta is by far the best frozen dinner. Ever. BY FAR. We're talking restaurant quality. Heck, in some cases, we're talking BETTER than restaurants.
(02-19-02) I think sometimes I wonder what's so great about sliced bread.
(02-01-02) I think I retract any previous statements about Diet Mountain Dew being completely disgusting.
(02-01-02) I think I was better off before I knew honey buns had 37 grams of fat.
(01-08-02) I think you can safely make a decent meal whenever you want by cooking some kind of meat, adding a randomly selected Campell's Cream of Something soup, and serving it over noodles or rice.
(01-02-02) I think they don't call french fries "cholesterol sticks" because that would hurt sales.
(12-20-01) I think if I was wrong on my thought before this one, being wrong never tasted so good.
(12-20-01) I think this Diet Dr. Pepper balances out the Krispy Kreme doughnut I'm eating.
(12-18-01) I think exclamations like "Oh, sweet nectar of life!" should only be used when drinking Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper (or Diet), or possibly sweet tea for some people.
(10-29-01) I think Dr. Pepper may make the world taste better, but Mtn. Dew keeps it moving.
(10-11-01) I think I haven't had any Mtn. Dew all week, and I am sad.
(10-03-01) I think if I got water with lemon at O'Charley's every Friday instead of Dr. Pepper, I'd save approximately $100 a year, plus have a lot less sugar and caffeine in my system.
(09-21-01) I think I don't know where I'd be in life without Quaker Low Fat Chewy Chocolate Chunk Granola Bars...
(09-14-01) I think O'Charley's must think it's in an amusement park...the cokes are $1.79!
(09-14-01) I think one of the dumbest ideas ever was Cici's Pizza Buffet Delivery. Of course, this never happened, but I thought it'd be funny.
(09-14-01) I think it's funny that the waitress at O'Charleys remembers what we all order each week, but my co-workers can't remember what they order.
(08-09-01) I think mustard is the funniest condiment around.
(08-09-01) I think Mountain Dew and Pizza Hut are the only good things Pepsi has ever come up with.
(07-25-01) I think I defeat the purpose of party mix when I eat each thing individually.
(07-20-01) I think you can add just about anything to ginger ale and make punch.
(07-05-01) I think when it comes to white grape juice-flavored drinks, if it's not Diet Rite, it's diet wrong...
(06-28-01) I think if the people at Pop Tarts really cared about us, they'd either wrap their product individually or at least use a resealable bag.
(06-22-01) I think O'Charley's rolls should be one of the basic food groups.
(06-20-01) I think it's funny that I balk at buying frozen TV dinners that are $3.49, but don't think twice about paying $15 at a restaurant...
(06-11-01) I think I keep the good people who make Lean Cuisine in business.
(05-25-01) I think if Zingers were good for you, I'd be a much happier person.
(05-24-01) I think Delta's snack mix is pretty good.
(05-22-01) I think that as good as sauteed mushrooms taste, it still kinda grosses me out that I'm eating a fungus.
(05-21-01) I think I laughed when I saw "$2.50" on the coke machine at the resort I'm in, but then I realized it wasn't kidding.
(05-18-01) I think if hot dogs had squared edges instead of rounded ones, people wouldn't eat them...why is that?
(05-14-01) I think it's hard to decide whether or not to tip the lady at the Pizza Hut buffet when all she did was bring you your drinks.
(05-09-01) I think Snickers really is packed with peanuts, and it really satisfies.
(05-07-01) I think if I ever mess up a recipe or somehow make some really disgusting food, a good way to get rid of it would be to go to the grocery store and pretend that I'm handing out samples. That way, I won't be wasting food, plus the people will save money because who wants to buy groceries with a gross taste in their mouth?
(05-07-01) I think that since everyone loves those little sandwiches they serve at wedding receptions so much, some restaurant should start selling them.
(05-01-01) I think I could eat Chinese food every day and I'd be pretty happy.
(04-23-01) I think that no vanilla ice cream in the world even comes close to being in the same league with Breyer's. And actually, the same is probably true for both strawberry and peach as well.
(04-17-01) I think I would pay a great deal of money for a good-tasting Diet Mountain Dew.
(04-16-01) I think that in the cola wars (Coke vs. Pepsi, Mtn. Dew vs. Mellow Yellow/Surge, Dr Pepper vs Mr. Pibb, Tab vs. rancid milk, etc), Sprite has a bigger taste advantage over 7-Up than any of the other competitions.
(04-12-01) I think the majority of the calories I take in each day are from apple and orange juice.
(04-03-01) I think that Coke is much better than Pepsi, but Dr Pepper is better than either one.