(05-23-10) I think tomorrow will be a long day after staying up until midnight watching the Lost finale, but it was worth it. Maybe I'll be smarter from now on since I won't have half of my brain tied up trying to figure out that show...
(07-26-07) I think an entire day without any new stories or articles about Lindsay, Paris, or Britney would be really cool.
(05-26-07) I think it really stinks to have to wait seven months until another new episode of Lost.
(05-15-07) I think that, for a superhero, Spider-Man sure does cry a lot...
(05-09-07) I think I might have been more excited about seeing Gene Simmons at the Kentucky Derby last weekend if I had actually known who that was, and then after finding out it was someone famous not getting him mixed up with Richard Simmons.
(04-10-07) I think I couldn't be more thrilled that they finally figured out who the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby is. No, really. I'm really excited. I've been sitting right here on the edge of my seat waiting for weeks. I could hardly sleep.
(04-03-07) I think am I the only one who is disturbed by the fact that Justin Timberlake hosted the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards?
(03-18-07) I think I will spare you the gruesome details, but let's just say that my NCAA bracket isn't exactly pretty after the first weekend. I lost six Sweet 16 teams, including one of my Final Four.
(03-15-07) I think it is 1:56 PM on Thursday, and my dream of a perfect bracket has already been shattered. Stupid Texas Tech...
(03-11-07) I think I can't stand NASCAR, but I must say, watching it in HD with surround sound is pretty cool.
(03-05-07) I think if Tammy and I were a celebrity couple and they combined our names, we'd be Tacky.
(09-19-06) I think that for the first time since I was in high school, WTTO 21 in Birmingham isn't showing The Simpsons every day at 5 PM! This is an outrage! What's this world coming to? I've kept quiet about political correctness, metrosexuals, and Pepsi Jazz, but I can't keep quiet on this one...we must fight! The worst part is, they replaced it with freaking According to Jim! Seriously! If it weren't true, it'd be funny enough to make a joke of! What's next, they're going to stop showing two episodes of Friends? Join me in the fight! Their email address is programming@wtto21.com.
(06-18-06) I think I will never, ever, ever understand the rest of the world's obsession with soccer, but that's okay...they will never understand my obsession with Alabama football.
(05-15-06) I think if I were making my musical debut CD, I would definitely include a song about friendship or graduation. Those things always sell well this time of year.
(05-08-06) I think I'm a little sad that today is the last time that I can use my announcer voice and say, "Tonight.... on a very special 7th Heaven...."
(03-03-06) I think it'd be really cool, if Brokeback Mountain wins the Oscar, that when they announced it all of the people in the audience got up and left.
(01-21-06) I think we can all agree that trying to squeeze one more season out of That 70s Show without two of the main characters was a huge mistake.
(01-01-06) I think of all the dumb fashion "trends" that have come up in my lifetime, the jeans with holes already in them might be the dumbest.
(12-22-05) I think when you have a day off you can learn some very disturbing things, like the fact that ESPN2 is televising the National Scrabble Championship.
(07-25-05) I think Eddie owes us an explanation of what happened to the Dubba Dubba twins.
(07-07-05) I think there should be a law that a ticket to a concert cannot cost more than the collective price of all of that artist's CDs.
(06-15-05) I think society may have finally hit rock-bottom. Here are last week's top 10 shows:
(06-12-05) I think Darth Vader loses some of his mystique when he makes Burger King commercials.
(04-03-05) I think that, after being forced to watch other Disney channel shows, Lizzie McGuire suddenly seems like a great show that you hope is on.
(02-01-05) I think in case anyone was planning on wasting their time watching a movie on Lifetime anytime soon, I'll go ahead and tell you...the husband's the bad guy.
(09-11-04) I think it's always fun when two people are looking at the same set of statistics and draw completely different conclusions. For example, I just read two news articles on Yahoo about the premiere of Joey. One was about how well the show did in the ratings, particularly in its key demos. The other was about how poorly the show did in the ratings, particularly when compared to Friends.
(08-09-04) I think sometimes you need to ask questions like, "Why are they releasing King of Queens on DVD?"
(07-27-04) I think the musical episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is probably the high point of 21st century television thus far.
(07-26-04) I think I am somewhat disappointed at the selection of skits included on the Will Ferrel - Best of SNL DVD.
(07-25-04) I think I need to remind Tammy that the "Punch Buggy" game is not in effect when driving by a Volkswagon dealership.
(07-23-04) I think the end of the world must be near. The movie theather has a low-carb menu.
(07-15-04) I think that "beware the ides of July" just doesn't have much of a ring to it.
(06-29-04) I think I'm going to start telling people that I'm the executive producer of a show on UPN. I mean, how are they going to prove that I'm not?
(06-23-04) I think in a few months, VH1 is going to have a hard time finding footage for its "I Love the 30s" shows.
(06-22-04) I think it kind of weirds me out that a Sixpence None the Richer song is used in a birth control pill commercial.
(06-07-04) I think be honest...did anyone actually know that the Stanley Cup playoffs were going on?
(06-04-04) I think Verizon Wireless is wasting their money, because I will always call it the Oak Mountain Ampitheater.
(05-22-04) I think I was just trying to think of a "current" song that it out on regular radio stations right now, and I honestly don't think I can think of one.
(05-22-04) I think of the current teenie-bopper crop of the Olsen twins, Lindsey Lohan, Hillary Duff, and Amanda Bynes, the latter is probably the least annoying.
(05-13-04) I think discovering that Joey Lawrence made a CD back in the day has had a profound impact on my life.
(05-06-04) I think they should bring the monkey back on the Friends finale. Just to see what happens.
(05-04-04) I think that since I haven't written a rambling in almost a year and probably no one even checks the page anymore, I want to point out that I finally wrote a new one. Go check it out!
(04-05-04) I think if I hear or read one more piece of garbage about The Passion being anti-Semitic, I'm going to have to actually write a rambling for the first time in a while.
(02-15-04) I think I feel the need to announce that, three games into the season on NCAA Football 2004, I have yet to allow a point. I shut out South Florida, Oklahoma, and Kentucky.
(01-30-04) I think I can't believe I live in a world that took over five months to cancel The Sharon Osbourne Show.
(01-28-04) I think the real question regarding the malfunctioning rovers that we landed on Mars is, how long is it going to take the Martians to figure out how to turn the cameras all the way off? I know these new digital cameras can be tricky, but at some point they've got to just start pulling wires...
(01-21-04) I think I wonder if Paris and Nicole will get W2's from each of the jobs they got fired from after one day on The Simple Life.
(01-09-04) I think has anyone else noticed that pretty much all of the former cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer has been in other stuff since then, except for Sarah Michelle Gellar?
(01-06-04) I think I miss the days when gas stations would give out free stuff (like glasses or steak knives) for filling up there.
(01-04-04) I think that even though Jesus Freak was released 9 years ago, it still just might be the best Christian Rock album ever.
(10-03-03) I think it's starting to get annoying when TV shows think they're really hip and use the word "google" as a verb.
(08-28-03) I think it just might be time for Duran Duran to hang it up.
(08-28-03) I think if I don't stop getting Hilary Duff songs stuck in my head, I'm going to start using a screwdriver instead of a Q-tip.
(08-06-03) I think if anyone has any questions about whether or not this gay bishop thing is bad, check out this quote from the man himself: "Just simply saying it departs from tradition and Scripture does not necessarily make it wrong," . I will agree with him about the tradition part, but when you're now saying that it's okay to depart from scripture, you're pretty much throwing out the basis of the Christian faith.
(08-02-03) I think everyone should know that as of Friday morning at 12:00 PM, I had the high score on Galaga at the Bally arcade at Crossroads Mall in Oklahoma City. I also think that my wrists are not what they used to be...a few years of not playing any arcade video games has left them not able to take much game playing.
(06-24-03) I think I want everyone to know that, contrary to anything you may have heard, I am not dating Demi Moore. That was just a rumor.
(06-24-03) I think that if you support affirmative action in college admissions, you're saying that minorities aren't smart enough to get in on their own.
(05-29-03) I think The Matrix must not run on a Windows-based platform, because you never see anybody get wiped out by a Blue Screen of Death.
(05-21-03) I think Ruben stole my "big velvet teddy bear" nickname, but I'm still glad he won.
(05-19-03) I think we need a moment of silence...the series finale of Buffy is tomorrow night. I can't believe this is the last time I'll ever have to look forward to a new episode of Buffy!
(05-18-03) I think I hate to be so trendy and all, but GO REUBEN!
(05-16-03) I think as much as I love Friends, sometimes it makes me want to poke my eyes out. Come on, people! Seriously! This isn't Jerry Springer! No one is going to hook up with one of their best friends who also happens to be the mother/father of their other best friend's child!
(03-01-03) I think Roller Coaster Tycoon is monopolizing my time in a way I thought only Red Alert 2 could.
(02-27-03) I think Tuesdays at 7 just won't be the same next year without Buffy. And then the next year, Thursdays at 7 will seem weird without Friends. When I'm in my 70s and they finally quit making The Simpsons, Sundays at 7 will seem weird too.
(02-26-03) I think it amuses me when actors and musicians speak out on their political views and think that anyone cares what they think.
(02-24-03) I think who in the heck is Norah Jones, and how did she win 5 Grammys? Am I that out of touch? Man, I feel old...I've never even heard of her!
(02-10-03) I think I can't stop laughing...the "Dude, yer gettin' a Dell" guy was arrested for marijuana possession this weekend! Maybe he wasn't acting after all....
(01-18-03) I think I just got back from seeing The Two Towers, and let me just say, WOW.
(12-27-02) I think everyone should know that the Flip 'N Fold actually works!
(12-10-02) I think Batman Forever just amazes me. How could so many famous actors be in such a bad movie?
(12-02-02) I think when you get right down to it, Beavis and Butthead was a ripoff of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
(10-23-02) I think for the last few years I've said I couldn't care less about the World Series, but this year's edition has proven me wrong.
(10-18-02) I think if I hear the word "botox" one more time, I'm going to go crazy.
(10-10-02) I think it's funny how people (including myself) pay attention to 10-day weather forecasts, even though we know it's pretty much completely a guess.
(10-05-02) I think I've always wondered whether or not you're supposed to tip the girls at Sonic. What do y'all think?
(10-02-02) I think I still find it hard to believe that CBS is the highest-rated network, and I don't watch a single show on it.
(09-19-02) I think I wish I had been in the brainstorming meeting for the advertising agency that came up with the idea of using Emmitt Smith and Alf to sell long distance services. I mean, if the star running back for several terrible Cowboys teams the last few years and the star puppet of a mildly successful sitcom that was cancelled 12 years ago can't sell your product, who can? AT&T should counter with Webster and Barry Sanders.
(09-17-02) I think I have officially lost what little respect for and faith in the administration of the NCAA that I might have had.
(09-13-02) I think it drives me crazy that Tammy's car doesn't have keyless entry. I don't think I could do without it on my car. How in the world did people get by for 90 years with cars that didn't have it? I can't believe it took that long to come out...why did they waste their time developing things like power steering, anti-lock brakes, and air-bags, when they should have been concentrating on keyless entry? I demand answers! And speaking of which, why hasn't keyless entry on houses caught on yet (other than garage doors, of course). I know the technology exists, but I've never actually seen a house or apartment with it.
(09-10-02) I think those commercials where the guy on the Pringles can sings are just plain creepy.
(09-09-02) I think everyone in the world needs to know a few things that I just learned.
(08-28-02) I think I saw Latrell Spreewell picking up garbage on the side of the interstate this morning. Well, I guess it probably wasn't actually him, but the guy did look a lot like him.
(08-27-02) I think I still can't believe that the whole Lance Bass going to the space station thing isn't a joke.
(08-23-02) I think I can't believe the movie The Country Bears has been out for several weeks, and I haven't even made fun of it yet!
(08-22-02) I think I laugh every time I read a news story about Britney Spears shedding her "good-girl image". When did she ever have a "good-girl image"? Where was I?
(08-21-02) I think watching a guy I went to high school with get cut from the Cowboys on national TV was one of the highlights of my life.
(08-18-02) I think it's weird that most all cell phones can store about 100 numbers, but very few home phones hold more than 10 phone numbers. Most people make a lot more calls from their home phone than their cell phone...I guess they figure if you're at home you probably have a phone list right next to the phone.
(08-13-02) I think I can't believe I live in a world where "The Anna Nicole Show" is getting good ratings.
(08-12-02) I think that since the school years for many students have moved up to start in early August now, they should have to start the new TV season earlier as well.
(08-05-02) I think Ocean's Eleven is a really good movie, and Brad Pitt and George Clooney are just dreamy!
(07-24-02) I think I can't believe that Jason McAddley and Freddie Milons both signed contracts for over $1 million. Man, forget programming...I should be riding the bench in the NFL!
(07-12-02) I think when a professional golfer has to pull out of a tournament due to injury, he must feel like a really big wuss.
(07-10-02) I think Lifetime is to women what ESPN is to guys.
(07-09-02) I think sometimes I almost want to cut telemarketers a little slack since they're just doing their job, but then again, so are hired hitmen...
(07-07-02) I think the movie "Manos, the Hands of Fate" has changed my life forever.
(06-27-02) I think Anakin Skywalker was apparantly annoying at every age.
(06-27-02) I think The Phantom Menance really wasn't that bad of a movie, although they should have cut the pod-racing scene at least by half. It took up like half the movie!
(06-24-02) I think Tammy's attempts to use Jedi mind tricks to get me to vacuum the stairs won't work.
(06-24-02) I think I must say that I haven't really missed TV since the season ended in May.
(06-24-02) I think the catalogs from Pottery Barn, Williams-Sonoma, and Hold Everything depress me, because there's so much cool stuff I will never be able to buy.
(06-22-02) I think Return of the Jedi was definitely the best of the first three Star Wars movies. And not just because of the gold bikini thing.
(06-16-02) I think Scooby Doo was a really good movie...go see it!
(05-30-02) I think playing hockey on the Playstation is a lot more exciting than watching it on TV.
(05-17-02) I think I don't like cliffhangers, especially on COMEDY SITCOMS.
(05-06-02) I think Double Dribble still just might be the best basketball game ever made.
(05-06-02) I think nothing provides more unintentional comedy than political ads, especially in Alabama.
(05-05-02) I think if I played basketball against some middle-schoolers, I could understand what it's like to be Shaq.
(05-01-02) I think I'm not ready to live in a world where CBS has five of the week's top ten shows.
(04-29-02) I think the line "They're heroes on the half shell, and they're green" from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song might just be the best written line in modern history.
(04-24-02) I think Brandon and I have mastered running the option in NCAA Football 2002. We've also mastered beating the daylights out of the computer in NHL 2002, but that's another story.
(04-21-02) I think as long as Kobe and Shaq are on the same team, the NBA playoffs aren't even worth watching because we know who's going to win.
(04-16-02) I think it depresses me that they're making a sequel to "Dude, Where's My Car?".
(04-16-02) I think McDonalds' $.59 cheeseburgers on Tuesdays rock!
(04-05-02) I think "Dawson's Creek" and "Felicity" are even worse shows than normal at 1 AM when you're trying to go to sleep but your wife taped them.
(03-29-02) I think I'm no longer the only person in the world who hasn't read "Left Behind".
(03-09-02) I think Mondays that Angel isn't new are the worst night of television ever. It's like they're not even trying anymore...when Tammy and I can see a commercial for a new series, predict it won't make it past episode 3, and usually be right, something is wrong...
(03-05-02) I think I want to bang my head against a wall. I have one of those stupid Britney Spears Pepsi commercials stuck in my head!
(02-27-02) I think it sure is nice to have Malfunction Junction back and working.
(02-22-02) I think I might as well go ahead and admit it...I was roped into watching the women's figure skating finals last night, and it wasn't the worst thing I've ever experienced.
(02-19-02) I think I want to see the guy on Fear Factor do some of those stunts. Then we'll see how much he taunts people.
(02-13-02) I think the Canadian chick from the ice skating pairs who got jipped by corrupt judges can take comfort in the fact that she's a lot better looking than the Russian girl.
(02-10-02) I think the comedic value of sitting on the bench at the Galleria outside Victoria's Secret on the weekend before Valentine's Day is priceless. Watching guys who are by themselves is particularly entertaining.
(02-06-02) I think I can't believe I never knew that Yoda and Miss Piggy were voiced by the same guy!
(01-23-02) I wish I were Mariah Carey...it must be nice to be paid $28 million to not work. The words "You're fired...here's $28 million" aren't exactly negative.
(01-17-02) I think it's funny that when I first saw an ad for a CD from Lil' Bow Wow, I thought it was a joke.
(01-14-02) I think I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that I have NOT made fun of our president for fainting after choking on a pretzel.
(01-04-02) I think whether or not you're a fan of U2, you have to admire the fact that they're even still around, much less still one of best-selling and most Grammy-nomiated groups around.
(01-03-02) I think I can't believe that another football season has come and gone. What I supposed to spend my time reading about now? Oh wait, there's always recruiting...
(12-26-01) I think it'd be cool if McDonald's had their own football team, so that when they trash talked their opponents, they could say things like "I'm gonna super size your face" and "Time to order a large McWoop".
(12-20-01) I think sometimes I want to punch Jesse Jackson in the nose.
(12-19-01) I think if Microsoft sponsored a bowl game, it wouldn't let the TV networks broadcast any other bowl games. It would give away the food and drinks to get you to buy tickets to the game. It would feature mediocre teams, but have the best fans, so it would eventually drive the other bowls out of business. They wouldn't bother wasting money on security at the games. Sure, the Rose Bowl might be prettier and the FedEx Orange Bowl might be more efficient, but it wouldn't matter. Once it was the only game in town, the Microsoft Bowl would triple its prices and eventually take over the world.
(12-18-01) I think you can put any lyrics you want in a Christmas song, and no one will ever question them. For example, from "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year": "There'll be scary ghost stories/ And tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago"...I'll buy the second part...but who tells ghost stories at Christmas (and no, Dickens doesn't count)?
(12-13-01) I think the major difference between the old Nintendos and the newer systems is that on the older games, you rarely messed up because you hit the wrong button...there were only two.
(12-12-01) I think NFL Blitz is a fairly entertaining game, but it's just not football.
(12-03-01) I think the Opryland Hotel is a very, very, very, very, very large place.
(11-28-01) I think if I were still single, Michael's would be a great place to meet lonely women with too much time on their hands.
(11-28-01) I think if I were still single, David's Bridal would be a great place to meet women. It's right down the street from my apartment, and a lot of bitter, jealous bridesmaids are always there.
(11-14-01) I think in the perspective of all that's going on in the world, the Iron Bowl seems way more important than it should.
(11-09-01) I find it hard to believe that almost 17 million people watch JAG, and I've never met one of them.
(11-02-01) I think I will never get DirecTV or any satellite dish, because the only channels I need are Fox (Sunday night comedies, That 70s Show), NBC (Friends), ABC (Drew Carey), WB (Angel), UPN (Buffy), and the ESPN family. And I guess throw in CBS just during football season. Wow, I just realized I watch more shows on Fox than anywhere else. Scary.
(11-02-01) I think they based Chandler on Friends after me. I want some money for the use of my life!
(11-01-01) I think NBC will soon find out that people don't want to match Michael Jordan play on a bad team.
(10-24-01) I think it makes me sad that 17.5 million people watched the CBS show "Becker" last week.
(10-21-01) I think you know you're out of college when you actually enjoy watching HGTV.
(10-21-01) I think Martha Stewart likes to make women feel bad about themselves.
(10-09-01) I think the Discover Card Cashback Bonus is neat...it's like rewarding me for spending lots of money! It's paying for most of our trip to Mentone this weekend...
(10-08-01) I think everyone should know that I was once in a local McDonald's commercial. Of course, my entire little league team was, but it still made me feel cool. I believe the line was "McDonald's Cool Summer Meal with pie a la mode....mmmmm, that's good!"
(10-01-01) I think it's funny that Tammy finally realized she's too old to ask for people's autographs. On a similar note, I laughed out loud when I overheard a young girl, around age 10, say after meeting two members of Caedmon's Call, "I'm never washing my hands again...they both touched them!".
(09-21-01) I think I just now noticed that Dilbert has no mouth.
(09-20-01) I think it's really funny that an entire industry has sprouted up to sell different faceplates to change the color of your cell phone. Come to think of it, I don't like having a plain black VCR...can I get a new front for it?
(09-07-01) I think PETA is one of the dumbest organizations around.
(09-06-01) I think I can't believe I spent $14.50 to see Jurassic Park III.
(08-31-01) I think win or lose, rain or shine, I'll just be happy to be at the game on Saturday. Of course, I'd prefer that it not rain and that we win. :)
(08-29-01) I think I should know better than to call Tammy between 10 and 11...that's when All My Children comes on.
(08-23-01) I think Tammy and I both had really goofy looks on our face last night when we saw the Dubba Dubba twins at the Galleria with their mom and dad.
(08-13-01) I think a big reason The Simpsons has lasted so long is that, since it's animated, none of the characters have gotten older. Live action shows always have the problem of the kids growing up to be ugly or awkward.
(07-11-01) I think fake Polo shirts are the best Polo shirts of all.
(07-06-01) I think people watch shows like Jerry Springer and all those stupid courtroom shows to remind themselves that no matter how messed up their lives are, there are always bigger morons out there.
(06-27-01) I think it should be required that every episode of Dawson's Creek begin with a voiceover that says, "I'm Dawson. And this is my creek".
(06-22-01) I think Ms. Pacman has some explaining to do...she lives with Pacman and has a baby (Pacman, Jr.), but she's obviously not married to him or else she'd be Mrs. Pacman.
(06-13-01) I think Saved by the Bell might have had more influence on a generation than any other TV show in history.
(06-12-01) I think it'd be pretty cool to have a hidden ice palace thingy like Superman had.
(05-17-01) I think a nice thing about living in the South is that you probably don't have to worry about your son becoming a figure skater.
(05-16-01) I think if I see that stupid Subway commercial with the talking hand shadow one more time, I'm going to stick something sharp into my eye.
(05-14-01) I think Denise Richards might be the worst actress ever, even for a Bond girl.
(05-03-01) I think Atlanta is officially too big for its own good.
(04-30-01) I think that as much as I hate Survivor, you've got to give props to CBS for taking on and beating NBC's Thursday night powerhouse...
(04-25-01) I think Robert Downey, Jr. must be one of the dumber people alive today.
(04-24-01) I think someone somewhere decided that every movie ad has to have at least one Smashmouth song in it.
(04-17-01) I think Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr waited until now to get engaged because she finally gave up on me since I'm getting married in a few months.
(04-16-01) I think if President Bush really wants to do something good for America, he'll make it illegal for ESPN to broadcast hockey games on ESPN and ESPN2 at the same time. What am I supposed to watch?
(04-12-01) I think I am the weakest link, but only because that scary lady with the glasses told me so.
(04-03-01) I think Britney Spears should have stuck with the innocent image she started off with. There are plenty of other trashy singers out there.