(04-30) I think that as much as I hate Survivor, you've got to give props to CBS for taking on and beating NBC's Thursday night powerhouse...
(04-26) I think I should never be required to work consecutive days.
(04-26) I think that every time I take the trash out, I'm secretly scared that someone's hiding in the dumpster and they're going to jump out and scare me. But I guess that'd be pretty gross for them.
(04-25) I think Robert Downey, Jr. must be one of the dumber people alive today.
(04-25) I think sometimes I give blood just for the free food and t-shirts.
(04-25) I think it must've stunk back in the old days when people at work actually answered their phones instead of letting the voicemail get it.
(04-24) I think it rains every Tuesday.
(04-24) I think someone somewhere decided that every movie ad has to have at least one Smashmouth song in it.
(04-23) I think that no vanilla ice cream in the world even comes close to being in the same league with Breyer's. And actually, the same is probably true for both strawberry and peach as well.
(04-23) I think sometimes I miss the "college life" more than I would ever let on.
(04-20) I think I should wait a few years before I take over the world...with the new apartment, the wedding, and the new car, I've just got a lot going on right now.
(04-18) I think whoever came up with the names of countries like Hungary and Turkey should have tried a little harder.
(04-17) I think the morons who invented the metric system should have at least made everything equal to its normal measurement equivalent. It would be much easier on us if 1 km = 1 mile and 1 cm = 1 inch. They just wanted to be difficult...
(04-17) I think someone secretly programmed the thermostat in my apartment to always be either too hot or too cold, no matter how it's set.
(04-17) I think Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr waited until now to get engaged because she finally gave up on me since I'm getting married in a few months.
(04-17) I think I would pay a great deal of money for a good-tasting Diet Mountain Dew.
(04-16) I think that in the cola wars (Coke vs. Pepsi, Mtn. Dew vs. Mellow Yellow/Surge, Dr Pepper vs Mr. Pibb, Tab vs. rancid milk, etc), Sprite has a bigger taste advantage over 7-Up than any of the other competitions.
(04-16) I think if President Bush really wants to do something good for America, he'll make it illegal for ESPN to broadcast hockey games on ESPN and ESPN2 at the same time. What am I supposed to watch?
(04-14) I think I must be a grown-up now...Lowe's and Home Depot are two of my favorite stores.
(04-13) I think that whether or not Microsoft is Of The Devil (tm), you have to admire their ability to take over a market...
(04-12) I think I am the weakest link, but only because that scary lady with the glasses told me so.
(04-12) I think that hit counters prominently displayed on people's web pages is their way of saying "you're not the only loser who was bored enough to come to my site...a few others have too".
(04-12) I think the majority of the calories I take in each day are from apple and orange juice.
(04-11) I think that crime is not a good way to "protest" what you think is another crime (i.e - the rioting in Cincinnati over a guy being shot by a cop). I also think that if the guy hadn't committed so many past crimes AND run from the police, they wouldn't have shot him.
(04-09) I think if your response to the offered trade-in value of your used car includes the phrase "but the gas alone is worth $10", you have a pretty crappy car.
(04-09) I think that good ole Mother Nature forgot about the whole "spring" thing this year...
(04-09) I think that if there is such a thing as "car heaven", my old Corsica will definitely NOT be there.
(04-09) I think the Canadians are trying to take us over again. I found TWO Canadian pennies when I cleaned out the ashtray of my old car.
(04-06) I think the hardest thing about computer programming is protecting the user from his or her own stupid mistakes.
(04-06) I think that when it's 80 degrees, sunny, spring time, and Friday afternoon, no one should have to work.
(04-05) I think I've forgotten what the sun looks like.
(04-04) I think I don't want savings on long distance, I don't want another credit card, I don't need vinyl siding, I don't need my carpets cleaned, I don't want to join the military, and I don't want to give blood this week, so QUIT CALLING ME!
(04-04) I think that the traffic lady on the radio who says that things are "moving smoothly on the interstates through downtown" isn't looking at the same interstates that I am.
(04-03) I think Britney Spears should have stuck with the innocent image she started off with. There are plenty of other trashy singers out there.
(04-03) I think that Coke is much better than Pepsi, but Dr Pepper is better than either one.
(04-03) I think that all of those idiots who said they were going to move to Canada if Bush won the election should be forced to actually go, and to let the door hit them on the way out.
(04-03) I think the government should not take like 30-40% of my money. Just look at what God can do with only 10%...