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(05-30) I think the next two months should go by really fast.
(05-29) I think I have ten minutes of free time between now and the wedding.
(05-25) I think if Zingers were good for you, I'd be a much happier person.
(05-24) I think Delta's snack mix is pretty good.
(05-22) I think that none of the people who work at this resort speak English as their first language.
(05-22) I think that as good as sauteed mushrooms taste, it still kinda grosses me out that I'm eating a fungus.
(05-21) I think I laughed when I saw "$2.50" on the coke machine at the resort I'm in, but then I realized it wasn't kidding.
(05-18) I think if hot dogs had squared edges instead of rounded ones, people wouldn't eat them...why is that?
(05-17) I think a nice thing about living in the South is that you probably don't have to worry about your son becoming a figure skater.
(05-16) I think 10 hour days give you the sensation of flying, as well as causing magical fairies to fly around your cubicle.
(05-16) I think if I see that stupid Subway commercial with the talking hand shadow one more time, I'm going to stick something sharp into my eye.
(05-15) I think as much as I'm looking forward to the wedding, eloping sure would have been a lot easier and cheaper...
(05-14) I think it's hard to decide whether or not to tip the lady at the Pizza Hut buffet when all she did was bring you your drinks.
(05-14) I think Denise Richards might be the worst actress ever, even for a Bond girl.
(05-11) I think if we ever send people to Mars, they'd better not wait until the night before to start packing, because they'll probably forget something, and you can't exactly run to Rite-Aid to buy what you forgot.
(05-10) I think it must have been cool to work back in the days before the telephone was invented. You could get your work done without being constantly interrupted, and people are much easier to deal with over e-mail.
(05-10) I think the census is really the government's secret way of keeping count of all the people in the US.
(05-10) I think July 28 should hurry up and get here.
(05-09) I think Snickers really is packed with peanuts, and it really satisfies.
(05-09) I think the invisible guy who pops up the next Kleenex should also do some dusting and vacuuming. He doesn't really have enough going on to stay busy.
(05-08) I think folding clothes is really pointless...if you think about it, all you're doing is organizing the wrinkles.
(05-07) I think that since everyone loves those little sandwiches they serve at wedding receptions so much, some restaurant should start selling them.
(05-07) I think if I ever mess up a recipe or somehow make some really disgusting food, a good way to get rid of it would be to go to the grocery store and pretend that I'm handing out samples. That way, I won't be wasting food, plus the people will save money because who wants to buy groceries with a gross taste in their mouth?
(05-07) I think that in the days before Post-It notes were invented, it sure must've been a pain to try to staple little pieces of paper to your computer monitor.
(05-04) I think that if you could make your heart stop beating for a few minutes at will, you could really freak some people out.
(05-03) I think Atlanta is officially too big for its own good.
(05-03) I think that when someone makes me brake and lose my cruise control, I should be able to break that person's nose in several places.
(05-01) I think I could eat Chinese food every day and I'd be pretty happy.