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(06-29) I think tennis is a really fun game.
(06-29) I think the IRS must be excited about today...it's my bonus payday, and they sure did get a big bonus...
(06-29) I think I'd like everyone to know that I beat Brandon in our first set of tennis 6-2. I just love starting new rivalries...especially after all the thumpings he gave me in ping pong.
(06-28) I think if the people at Pop Tarts really cared about us, they'd either wrap their product individually or at least use a resealable bag.
(06-28) I think red lights and stop signs should not apply to me.
(06-27) I think it should be required that every episode of Dawson's Creek begin with a voiceover that says, "I'm Dawson. And this is my creek".
(06-25) I think the NCAA is a bunch of Nazis who somehow think they have the power to be police, detective, attorney, judge, jury, and executioner at the same time without being biased.
(06-24) I think it's great to have a fully functional upstairs bathroom again!
(06-22) I think O'Charley's rolls should be one of the basic food groups.
(06-22) I think Ms. Pacman has some explaining to do...she lives with Pacman and has a baby (Pacman, Jr.), but she's obviously not married to him or else she'd be Mrs. Pacman.
(06-21) I think it'd be cool if people gave me McDonald's gift certificates as a wedding present.
(06-21) I think the term "fine china" comes from the Latin phrase for "gathers dust".
(06-20) I think it's funny that I balk at buying frozen TV dinners that are $3.49, but don't think twice about paying $15 at a restaurant...
(06-19) I think riding waves is one of the most fun things.
(06-19) I think that if I don't have any potatoes handy to throw at the people who make me lose my cruise control, I should be allowed to use a large shoe.
(06-13) I think it's cool that the word "high" can be spelled on the phone as 4444.
(06-13) I think this trip to the beach couldn't have come at a better time.
(06-13) I think Saved by the Bell might have had more influence on a generation than any other TV show in history.
(06-12) I think I'm saddened by the fact that BFI felt it necessary to put a warning sticker on our dumpster that says not to play in or around it.
(06-12) I think it'd be pretty cool to have a hidden ice palace thingy like Superman had.
(06-11) I think I keep the good people who make Lean Cuisine in business.
(06-11) I think I should have the right to skip all of the weekdays between now and the wedding and just deal with the weekends.
(06-10) I think I saw more roadkill (two deer, a racoon, two possum, and a skunk) on my trip to Kentucky this weekend than in my whole life previously.
(06-08) I think I should get a bonus on my paycheck for each time I hit someone with a paperball.
(06-08) I think getting up before the sun does is a very bad thing.
(06-08) I think I will never, ever be in any danger of becoming a workaholic. I'm way too lazy...
(06-06) I think giant rolly-polly's would be scary looking.
(06-04) I think that when people file ridiculous lawsuits (such as the girl at my old high school whose dad is suing the school because she didn't make the cheerleading squad), they should be thrown out without even bothering wasting money on a judge, and I should get to throw potatoes at them.
(06-04) I think it stinks that for the first time in pretty much ever, the beginning of summer has no significant impact on my life.
(06-04) I think I should just save everyone some trouble and start having my paychecks direct-deposited to Lowe's.
(06-04) I think a good way to figure out how much time a home improvement project will take is to take how much time you think it will take and square it.
(06-04) I think the sentence "my cubicle is just a bathroom stall with a telephone" is really funny.
(06-01) I think people at work should get the hint that when I email them, it means I don't want to talk to them on the phone, unless I ended the email with "please call me", which has NEVER happened.
(06-01) I think I accidentally turned the AUTO-CRASH setting on in Windows on my laptop. Fortunately, rebooting 4 times seems to change it back.
(06-01) I think I knew once again that Tammy and I were made for each other when I asked her tonight what she wanted to watch while we ate supper, and she said The Simpsons.