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(10-31) I think the world should know that Brandon and I dismantled a few computer opponents last night in Red Alert. The last game was classic...we worked together and blew him apart with our helicopters, while I sneaked in a few waves of ground support to take out the rest.
(10-31) I think people who take themselves too seriously both amuse and bother me.
(10-29) I think Dr. Pepper may make the world taste better, but Mtn. Dew keeps it moving.
(10-29) I think I had a rough Sunday...the Vikings got killed...we slept through Sunday School...my wife, my niece, and my dad all got sick...and my effort to take over the world was once again foiled. I'll get you yet, Bond!
(10-24) I think it makes me sad that 17.5 million people watched the CBS show "Becker" last week.
(10-24) I think it should be unconstitutional for me to have to wake up before the sun does.
(10-22) I think, in the business world, a useless document or report that looks pretty is usually better than useful report or document that looks boring.
(10-21) I think you know you're out of college when you actually enjoy watching HGTV.
(10-21) I think Martha Stewart likes to make women feel bad about themselves.
(10-17) I think it's not fair that my wife sleeps a good six hours later than me, yet goes to bed at the same time as I do.
(10-16) I think the quote of the day is from Tammy, right before going to exercise: "Wait a minute...I'm tired from getting up off the couch..."
(10-15) I think some sort of insect had a feast, courtsey of me, this weekend...so now, I'm drinking lots of poison, so the next one that bites me will die! Muhahahahaha! Yikes, I'm feeling a little light-headed...
(10-15) I think if these mass-emailers think I'm ever going to do anything other than hit delete on their emails, we need to talk.
(10-15) I think the Mentone area got misplaced and ended up in Alabama by accident.
(10-15) I think Alabama fans are going to have to rethink their tradition of holding up four fingers in the fourth quarter...maybe if we held up three, the players would think it was still the third quarter and keep playing decent football...
(10-11) I think I haven't had any Mtn. Dew all week, and I am sad.
(10-10) I think I will never feel old enough to say things like "How 'bout it?" and "What ya say?" instead of "Hello" or "What's up?".
(10-10) I think sometimes I want to hit people who give you directions, but use words like "highway", "interstate", and "road" interchangeably.
(10-09) I think the Discover Card Cashback Bonus is neat...it's like rewarding me for spending lots of money! It's paying for most of our trip to Mentone this weekend...
(10-08) I think protestors do the dumbest things sometimes. Their thoughts must be "Hey, let's show the US we disapprove of their bombing by burning down our own city!"
(10-08) I think sometimes I just want to say to my computer, "Look, if that was an illegal procedure, we need to change the laws".
(10-08) I think everyone should know that I was once in a local McDonald's commercial. Of course, my entire little league team was, but it still made me feel cool. I believe the line was "McDonald's Cool Summer Meal with pie a la mode....mmmmm, that's good!"
(10-04) I think if I invented fat-free doughnuts that tasted good, I'd be a VERY wealthy person.
(10-03) I think if I got water with lemon at O'Charley's every Friday instead of Dr. Pepper, I'd save approximately $100 a year, plus have a lot less sugar and caffeine in my system.
(10-03) I think my filing cabinet is up to something. I just keep getting this feeling that it's watching me, just waiting for the right chance...
(10-03) I think it's sad that I had to dig through my trash to find my Diet Dr. Pepper can to see how to spell "caffeine".
(10-01) I think my shoes are misrepresenting themselves when they claim to have "Active Comfort Technology".
(10-01) I think Stacy is definitely a superhero, but I'm not sure about the tacos, root beer, and TCBY thing.
(10-01) I think it's funny that Tammy finally realized she's too old to ask for people's autographs. On a similar note, I laughed out loud when I overheard a young girl, around age 10, say after meeting two members of Caedmon's Call, "I'm never washing my hands again...they both touched them!".