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(02-28) I think watching a guinea pig drink out of a bottle is one of the more comedic experiences in life.
(02-27) I think some things just weren't meant to be explained. This morning, there was a shoe in the middle of the on-ramp to I-65.
(02-27) I think if you haven't crashed Outlook at least once during a day, you weren't working very much...
(02-27) I think if I hear one more thing about Enron, I'm going to...put something clever here.
(02-27) I think it sure is nice to have Malfunction Junction back and working.
(02-26) I think it's amazing how the Feds can even make something like filing your taxes electronically complicated.
(02-25) I think people use decimals in dates instead of slashes just because they think it's cool.
(02-22) I think I might as well go ahead and admit it...I was roped into watching the women's figure skating finals last night, and it wasn't the worst thing I've ever experienced.
(02-21) I think we should all congratulate Tammy on her first day at her new temp job!
(02-19) I think I want to see the guy on Fear Factor do some of those stunts. Then we'll see how much he taunts people.
(02-19) I think that everywhere I go, there I am.
(02-19) I think sometimes I wonder what's so great about sliced bread.
(02-18) I think it's nice to finally be able to say things like, "I'm flying down the information superhighway".
(02-18) I think I'm surprisingly comfortable with the fact that my web page stinks.
(02-18) I think it was funny when it took Tammy four tries to read a clock.
(02-18) I think it's uncanny how Tammy can usually predict our grocery store or Wal-Mart bill to within a couple of bucks, even when she makes the prediction before we leave the apartment.
(02-16) I think I would like everyone to know that I am now coming to you live via our new unbelievably fast cable modem!
(02-15) I think anytime I hear words like "geopolitical", I ignore the rest of the sentence.
(02-15) I think it'd be fun if offices would officially recognize Opposite Day. Wait, maybe I should say that they shouldn't recognize Opposite Day...or would I say that they should recognize Non-Opposite Day...now I'm all confused.
(02-14) I think sometimes computers are just in a bad mood.
(02-13) I think the Canadian chick from the ice skating pairs who got jipped by corrupt judges can take comfort in the fact that she's a lot better looking than the Russian girl.
(02-12) I think every now and then you find an online store that's just not completely with it...today I received my shipment confirmation email...for a package that shipped on the 7th...that I received yesterday.
(02-10) I think the comedic value of sitting on the bench at the Galleria outside Victoria's Secret on the weekend before Valentine's Day is priceless. Watching guys who are by themselves is particularly entertaining.
(02-09) I think I can't believe Colvin joined the Peace Corps!
(02-08) I think I have finally defeated Bellsouth! They sent someone out and found faulty wiring...ON THE OUTSIDE.
(02-08) I think I may have finally been sucked into the business world...last night, I was telling Tammy about my day, and several times I had to re-explain what I had said...not because of the technical jargon (I'm used to having to clarify that with most people), but because of the BUSINESS jargon I was using. Ack!
(02-07) I think if an 18 year old kid is so full of himself as to stage a live press conference on SportsCenter to announce what college he's going to play football at, it's only fitting that he go to Florida State. He'll fit in quite nicely.
(02-07) I think Bellsouth wasn't satisfied with my calling them an Evil Company, so they decided to disconnect my phone AGAIN for no reason and move up to the elite Ridiculously Evil Company status.
(02-06) I think I can't believe I never knew that Yoda and Miss Piggy were voiced by the same guy!
(02-04) I think I just read a really funny quote in the newspaper: "We are fortunate that the NCAA is not empowered to impose sentence on convicted murderers; otherwise, whole families would be executed."
(02-04) I think holding a university accountable for the actions of its "boosters" is like holding McDonald's accountable for all of its customers.
(02-01) I think I was better off before I knew honey buns had 37 grams of fat.
(02-01) i THINK MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON.
(02-01) I think I retract any previous statements about Diet Mountain Dew being completely disgusting.
(02-01) I think someone should point out that the NCAA Committee that handed down the punishments to Alabama includes someone from Miami (still bitter about 1992 Sugar Bowl), someone from Kentucky (SEC school; wants Bama's penalties to look worse than theirs), and someone from Nebraska (wants to pass Alabama to be one of the traditionally top football programs). Geez, why don't they just go ahead and put Tommy Tuberville on the committee?