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(03-29) I think I'm no longer the only person in the world who hasn't read "Left Behind".
(03-28) I think the biggest problem with working hard is that it generally gives you more work. If people think you have no idea how to do anything, they'll never ask you for help...
(03-26) I think I can't believe that it's now been two years since we went to Hawaii. It was Spring Break 2000. I want to go back!
(03-24) I think weekends aren't nearly long enough, especially at this time of the year.
(03-22) I think there is crime, there is high crime, and then there is the government's pillaging of my quarterly bonus paycheck.
(03-21) I think that when your department has a backlog of over 2 years, it wouldn't set us back too much to give me a spring break.
(03-20) I think everyone should know that I toured with Van Halen back in the 80s.
(03-18) I think I'm still not sure what to think when I step on the scales at work and it says "error".
(03-18) I think this might be a good time to once again harp on the fact that working people need a Spring Break too!
(03-18) I think Crystal should realize that if I had become a teacher so I could get a Spring Break, the parents of the misbehaving kids would start to wonder about their child's sudden "disappearance".
(03-16) I think this is the cleanest this apartment has *ever* been. Ahhh, spring cleaning...
(03-16) I think Kent State doesn't really exist. They supposedly have 30,000 students...how come no one has ever heard of them before?
(03-14) I think Charter has started taking classes from Bellsouth about how to tick me off...
(03-13) I think sometimes I wish I were like my guinea pig and could entertain myself for extended periods of time by simply running in a circle.
(03-12) I think it's a little scary to work in a neighborhood that pizza places won't deliver to for "safety reasons".
(03-11) I think I'm going to see if I can start making sure that all the junk mail I get is addressed to "Sir Ricky Eanes". That'd be pretty neat.
(03-09) I think anyone who doesn't understand why my blood pressure is sometimes off the charts should watch an Alabama basketball game.
(03-09) I think Mondays that Angel isn't new are the worst night of television ever. It's like they're not even trying anymore...when Tammy and I can see a commercial for a new series, predict it won't make it past episode 3, and usually be right, something is wrong...
(03-08) I think it's funny how, in college and high school, you dread Friday nights with no plans and nothing to do. Now, I cherish them...
(03-07) I think I don't believe in the concept of scales to weigh yourself on. If I *ever* get the same reading from two different scales, I might change my mind.
(03-06) I think the fact that a telemarketer is calling from a charity rather than a business makes me hang up on them no slower.
(03-05) I think I want to bang my head against a wall. I have one of those stupid Britney Spears Pepsi commercials stuck in my head!
(03-05) I think people who swoop in at the last minute and outbid you on Ebay stink.
(03-04) I think the Lean Cuisine Grilled Chicken & Penne Pasta is by far the best frozen dinner. Ever. BY FAR. We're talking restaurant quality. Heck, in some cases, we're talking BETTER than restaurants.
(03-04) I think the problem of "sorry, all I have is a twenty" isn't really a problem, nor is it something you need to apologize for.
(03-04) I think there is no task so simple that it can't be made complicated by office politics.
(03-01) I think once you've gone with a cable modem, you could never even think of going back to dial-up.
(03-01) I think I should start using phrases like "resource allocation" to sound important.
(03-01) I think that sometimes my brain performs an illegal procedure and needs to be shut down. It probably needs to be rebooted, but I can't find out how to CTRL-ALT-DEL...