What I Thought In April 2002

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(04-30) I think the best way to have lots of money is to get a good job, but still live like a broke college student.

(04-29) I think everyone should only have to work a half-day on Mondays. Just to let us ease back into the swing of things.

(04-29) I think that if you stay out of the loop, you can never be hung...

(04-29) I think the line "They're heroes on the half shell, and they're green" from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song might just be the best written line in modern history.

(04-28) I think the phrase "tough pill to swallow" has never really meant much to me, because pretty much all pills are hard for me to swallow.

(04-27) I think we'd have a lot more money if we never left the apartment on Saturdays.

(04-24) I think Brandon and I have mastered running the option in NCAA Football 2002. We've also mastered beating the daylights out of the computer in NHL 2002, but that's another story.

(04-21) I think as long as Kobe and Shaq are on the same team, the NBA playoffs aren't even worth watching because we know who's going to win.

(04-21) I think Ginny Moy has a twin that I saw at church tonight.

(04-19) I think no amount of technical training can teach people to remember their passwords.

(04-19) I think that getting a haircut is one of my least favorite things to do. It's right up there with telling a little girl that you just ran over her kitten, but fortunately, I haven't ever had to do that.

(04-18) I think it amazes me how much time people waste ironing clothes.

(04-18) I think it's always kind of a surreal experience when they open company-wide meetings with prayer.

(04-18) I think it makes you feel not important when you're away from your desk for an hour, and when you come back you have no voice mails or e-mails.

(04-16) I think it depresses me that they're making a sequel to "Dude, Where's My Car?".

(04-16) I think McDonalds' $.59 cheeseburgers on Tuesdays rock!

(04-16) I think it's funny how guys and girls are different. I'm pretty sure I've never gotten dressed for work, then changed my mind about what I was going to wear and put on something different, with the possible exception of a temperature-related change of shirts.

(04-16) I think I don't appreciate the fact that I've had to call Charter to have my bill fixed each of the last three months.

(04-10) I think I want to work "You idiot! This is single-sided paper!" into the punchline of a joke somehow.

(04-09) I think onions don't make the trash can smell any better.

(04-09) I think there should be some scientific studies into the psychological damage caused by the frustration during those few minutes when you have a new CD or DVD and can't get the stupid plastic wrap off.

(04-05) I think you should always be nice to people who breathe fire. It just makes sense.

(04-05) I think "Dawson's Creek" and "Felicity" are even worse shows than normal at 1 AM when you're trying to go to sleep but your wife taped them.

(04-04) I think I can't believe that no one noticed (including myself) that one of my thoughts back on January 23 didn't start with "I think".

(04-04) I think it really bothers me that they have to put "Do not eat" on those little moisture absorbing packets you find in new shoes and other products. I'd like to think that no one I know would think, "Hey, I found a little packet of some unidentifiable substance in my new shoes. Let's have a taste!"

(04-04) I think yesterday was the one year anniversary of What I Think. How did the world manage to get by before then?

(04-04) I think it's funny when you spend hours at work making a document, concentrating on getting all of the information correct, and the one thing the high-ups notice is that they don't like the way you formatted it.

(04-02) I think those two annoying guys from the 7-11 commercials need to be severely beaten every once in a while.

(04-02) I think Brandon fell off the end of the earth again...

(04-01) I think the one thing that I've learned about trying to plan out and budget your money is that there is no such thing as a "normal month".